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Shirtless Algebra Fridays

by Trophy Dad

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1.
Hypatia 02:21
they don't talk about hypatia on this side of the atlantic babe i love you madly and it's got me in a panic thru your math equations you have solved our problems but you came up too fast and you've really got the bends do you think that if you change your look it'll change your life do you think that if you change your look it'll change your mind well i'm still here and i don't know why i'm still here and i don't know why your body image issues are ruining our marriage a disposable camera and a cheap baby carriage i'll never understand you like your internet friends hypatia i love you but you know this is the end (this is the end hypatia) do you think that if you change your look it'll change your life do you think that if you change your look it'll change your mind do you think that if you change your look it'll change your life do you think that if you change your look it'll change my mind well i'm still here and i don't know why i'm still here and i don't know why i've been clicking all day over these help signs but i'm still here and i don't know why why am i still here?
2.
Shut Up 04:36
i don't like it when you talk too loud i wish i didn't have to hear that sound you didn't do anything that wrong i just lied and smiled along what the hell are you saying i wish i could understand you what the hell are you trying to say i wish that i cared anyway i don't like it when you too loud (oh won't shut up) lips move as you stare at the ground (oh won't shut up) please tell me what it is that i did wrong (oh won't shut up) i'm sorry that my story's so damn long what the hell are you saying i wish i could understand you what the hell are you trying to say i wish that i cared anyway it's hard when you realize you're small your body, it hardly belongs to you at all i'll pretend that i'm big when i'm with you because it's not that hard to do
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Into U 01:59
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do you feel it in your bones when there's nobody home a pheromonal man whose devoid of feeling you've been drunkenly led to her unmade bed i don't want to break but i know i will and there's nothing i can do but get in a fight where nobody wins and it's really 2x2 onto the ark, where do you start when one of them won't do what needs to be done for the fate of another one he's crying you're so sublime but you go better with wine am i just wasting your time it happened that one time i felt your skin touch mine but it is not repeating so it didn't happen at all i don't want to break but i know i will and there's nothing i can do but get in a fight where nobody wins and it's really 2x2 onto the ark, where do you start when one of them won't do what needs to be done for the fate of another one he's crying
6.
life is so sad being a trophy dad it makes so sense and you feel gracefully sad oh don't you see getting a job's not easy it takes some work yeah, it's hard to be a trophy trophy dad you're getting the hell out of here trophy trophy dad you're getting the hell out of here you don't need money when i'm this pretty my kids all understand i've got all i need to survive and when they are grown i'll make sure they know that it's ok to be a beautiful man of the house trophy trophy dad you're getting the hell out of here trophy trophy dad you're getting the hell out of here out of here out of here out of here out of here (yeah, that's all i needed)

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An EP by Trophy Dad.
Mixed and recorded by Henry Stoehr.
Mastered by Alex Leeds and Henry Stoehr.
Art by Max Kornetzke

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released May 22, 2015

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