Shirtless Algebra Fridays

by Trophy Dad

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An EP by Trophy Dad.
Mixed and recorded by Henry Stoehr.
Mastered by Alex Leeds and Henry Stoehr.
Art by Max Kornetzke

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released May 22, 2015

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Track Name: Hypatia
they don't talk about hypatia on this side of the atlantic
babe i love you madly and it's got me in a panic
thru your math equations you have solved our problems
but you came up too fast and you've really got the bends

do you think that if you change your look it'll change your life
do you think that if you change your look it'll change your mind
well i'm still here and i don't know why
i'm still here and i don't know why

your body image issues are ruining our marriage
a disposable camera and a cheap baby carriage
i'll never understand you like your internet friends
hypatia i love you but you know this is the end
(this is the end hypatia)

do you think that if you change your look it'll change your life
do you think that if you change your look it'll change your mind
do you think that if you change your look it'll change your life
do you think that if you change your look it'll change my mind
well i'm still here and i don't know why
i'm still here and i don't know why
i've been clicking all day over these help signs
but i'm still here and i don't know why
why am i still here?
Track Name: Shut Up
i don't like it when you talk too loud
i wish i didn't have to hear that sound
you didn't do anything that wrong
i just lied and smiled along

what the hell are you saying
i wish i could understand you
what the hell are you trying to say
i wish that i cared anyway

i don't like it when you too loud
(oh won't shut up)
lips move as you stare at the ground
(oh won't shut up)
please tell me what it is that i did wrong
(oh won't shut up)
i'm sorry that my story's so damn long

what the hell are you saying
i wish i could understand you
what the hell are you trying to say
i wish that i cared anyway

it's hard when you realize you're small
your body, it hardly belongs to you at all
i'll pretend that i'm big when i'm with you
because it's not that hard to do
Track Name: You Never Responded and I Made Up Wild Stories in My Head That Turned Out to Be True
do you feel it in your bones
when there's nobody home
a pheromonal man
whose devoid of feeling

you've been drunkenly led
to her unmade bed

i don't want to break
but i know i will
and there's nothing i can do
but get in a fight where nobody wins
and it's really 2x2
onto the ark, where do you start
when one of them won't do
what needs to be done for the fate of another one
he's crying

you're so sublime
but you go better with wine
am i just wasting your time

it happened that one time
i felt your skin touch mine
but it is not repeating
so it didn't happen at all

i don't want to break
but i know i will
and there's nothing i can do
but get in a fight where nobody wins
and it's really 2x2
onto the ark, where do you start
when one of them won't do
what needs to be done for the fate of another one
he's crying
Track Name: Theme from Trophy Dad
life is so sad
being a trophy dad
it makes so sense and you feel gracefully
sad

oh don't you see
getting a job's not easy
it takes some work
yeah, it's hard to be

a trophy
trophy dad
you're getting the hell out of here

trophy
trophy dad
you're getting the hell out of here

you don't need money
when i'm this pretty
my kids all understand
i've got all i need to survive

and when they are grown
i'll make sure they know
that it's ok to be a beautiful man of the house

trophy
trophy dad
you're getting the hell out of here

trophy
trophy dad
you're getting the hell out of here

out of here
out of here
out of here
out of here

(yeah, that's all i needed)